officialmidwest:

Who Gon Stop Me from the album Watch the Throne by Jay Z and Kanye West has some of the best lines in any song that will ever be made. Look at this:

No brakes, I need State Farm, so many watches I need eight arms.

and

Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that’s on one basis/ I only like green faces

and who could forget

Okay here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karats

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Who Gon Stop Me from the album Watch the Throne by Jay Z and Kanye West has some of the best lines in any song that will ever be made. Look at this:

No brakes, I need State Farm, so many watches I need eight arms.

and

Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess that’s on one basis/ I only like green faces

and who could forget

Okay here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karats

abrekazam:

Why.

abrekazam:

Why.

Pokémon
Neil Cicierega

jellygod:

Pokémon - Neil Cicierega - Mouth Silence

listen to this

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i found my new favorite twitter

uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English